Some Things That Have Never Been Said
(Don Chance)

This is just a fun page of sayings that I believe no one has ever said.

• I'm looking forward to going to the dentist.
• We can play solitaire.
• That Jack Bauer sure is a wimp.
• What'd you think of C-Span last night?
• My investments have done really well but it was just luck.
• My taxes are way too low.
• Did you invite that Bin Laden guy to the party?
• I don't get enough spam in my email.
• Wow, those WalMart checkers are really fast.
• I miss telemarketers
• I sure wish someone's cell phone would ring.

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Last updated:  May 27, 2012